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f**k the birds,bees sting.
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men won’t buy the cow when there already drinking the milk
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just do it
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Jimmy is your best friend.
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THAT WAS A GOOD PIECE OF ADVICE
MINE WAS DON’T DROP THE ASPIRIN
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I Dont Care.
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Sometime the Bee will sting the bird.
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An ex girlfriends father once told me that if the bee stings the bird, the bee dies.
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dont come in my mouth or ill bite your cock off
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Don’t put my health in his hands.Protect myself.
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On my 13th b-day my dad gave me a gag gift of a card in an envelope.
The envelope read: “Everything you will ever need to know about sex.”
Open the envelope and the card read as follows:
“In”
“Out”
“Repeat as neccessary”
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always protect yourself.
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From my favourite Grandad: read on:
Granddad’s Sound Advice.
Granddad Gorman was the one, who taught me many things,
Wild animals and creatures, the songbirds’ notes it sings,
And how to make a jackdaw imitate your voice,
Although the way to do it, wasn’t very nice.
How to catch a pheasant, when you didn’t have a gun,
Of how to train Jack Russell’s and teach them where to run.
Especially in damp weather, when feathers they were wet,
The twinkle in Granddad’s eyes, it makes me wonder yet.
Were they all white lies, would he be joking you?
For the beauty of a good lie, is that most of it be true,
Soak corn in homemade whiskey, then leave it for the cock,
Then wait for him to eat it, and fall down from the shock.
Or soak the corn in water, then thread it with horsehair,
Then once again you leave it out, in the open air,
For the fowl to eat it and if the hair ne’er broke,
He’d gobble up the offering, and no doubt he would choke.
But the truest bit of wisdom, that he ever told,
Was how to judge a woman, before she grew too old,
‘Before you wed a woman’ he said with quite a shudder,
‘Stand back and have a bloody good look – not at her – her mother’
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when I first got my period my mother told me that from that day on I am a women and could get pregnant at any time. It took me 5 years until I said yes to sex. It was a very good decision and i thank my mom.(we are very close, and best friends)
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Be adamant about condoms and birth control.
Wear it or don’t share it.
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Make sure you aways get the hole you’re aiming for.
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That when its right you’ll know!!!!
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some birds are good to eat, and some bees make honey
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Guys will say ANYTHING and do ANYTHING to try to get you to 3rd….They may hate you now but they and everyone else will respect you for it …trust me….Save it… it is of value.
If you do it you’re a s.l.u.t and if you don’t you’re frigid….WHATEVER! Respect your self!
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Wait to have intercourse and when you do protect yourself physically and mentally..
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one of my uncles told me the best form of B/C was to put a quarter between my knees and go on about my life with out ever dropping it, he said if i dropped it i would get pregnant, i was 17 at the time and already had sex and was married but not pregnant so i told him screw that I’ll glue the d**n thing to my knee now what kinda b/c is that.i KNOW ITS NOT THE BEST ADVISE BUT IT WAS FUNNY ADVISE
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