Salam All,
i need some funny book titles for my database im working on for a class project There alot to pick from so im asking u guys to help me pick. U can make ur own up if u dont like any below , Thanks and i know its a long list. sorry lol
A Great Plenty by E. Nuff
A la recherche du temps perdu by Daisy Mist
A Stitch In Time by Justin Case
A Trip To The Dentist by Yin Pain
A Whole Lot Of Cats by Kitt N. Caboodle
Achy Breaky Heart by Ann Guish
Acrophobia Explained by Alfredo Heights
Advanced Math by Smart E. Pants
After The Corned Beef And Cabbage by Kay O’Pectate
Ah, Thor! by Ty Till
All Alone by Saul E. Terry
All-You-Can-Eat Buffets by I.M.A. Piggee
Allegiance To The King by Neil Downe
Almost Missed The Bus by Justin Time
Ambulance Driving by Adam Muhway
Ambush! by May T. Surprise
And Shut Up! by Sid Downe
And The Other People by Allan Sundry
Animal Illness by Ann Thrax
Animal Scents by Farrah Mones
April Fool! by Sue Prize
Archery by Beau N. Arrow
Are We There Yet? by Miles Away
Armed Heists by Robin Banks
Artificial Clothing by Polly Ester
Artificial Weightlessness by Andy Gravity
As Solid As by Rocco Gibraltar
Assault With Battery by Eva Ready
At The Bottom Of The Can by Hazel Nutt
Athletic Supporter by Jacques Strap
Back Row Of The Orchestra by Clara Nett
Bad Cow Joe-ks by Terry Bull
Bad Falls by Eileen Dover
Bad Gardeners by Wilt Plant
Bad Investments by Les Riches
Banquet At McDonalds by Tommy Ayk
Baseball by A. Diamond
Baseball Poetry by Homer
Battle Axes by Tom A. Hawk
Be Prepared by Justin Case
Beach Blanket Bingo by Sandy Trunks
Beach Rides by Sonny Day
Bedtime by P.J. Maws
Beekeeping by A. P. Arry
Bestiary of Plant Eaters by Herb Avore
Big Fart by Hugh Jass
Blonde Hair by Bim Bow
Blowout! by Vlad Tire
Board Game Challenge by Bing O. Iwin
Body Parts by Anne Atomy & Tony Shoulder
Boring Midwestern Cities by Cole Lumbus
Boxing Cornerman’s Story by Dawson DeTowel
Boy Scout’s Handbook by Casey Needzit
Brain Surgery by Sarah Bellum
Breaking The Law by Kermit A. Krime
Bring To The Grocer’s by R. List
Broken Window by Eva Brick
Brown Stains on the Wall by Who Fung Pooh
Bubbles In The Bathtub by Ivor Windybottom
Cab Calloway’s Garden by Heidi Ho
Canadian Religion by P. R. eh
Candle-Vaulting by Jack B. Nimble
Car Capital Of The World by Mitch Egan
Car Repairs by Axel Grease
Care For A Chop? by Marsha Larts
Carpet Fitting by Walter Wall
Caulking Made Easy by Phil McKrevis
Chauvinistic Men by A. Lone
Cheap Transmissions by Stan Dard
Cheaper Than IBM by P.C. Clone
Cheating On His Wife by Izzy Backyet
Chest Pain by I. Coffalot
Chicago Gangs Of The ’30′s by Tommy Gunn
Chicken Dishes by Nora Drumsticks
Children’s Songbook by Skip Tumalu
Chinese Apathy by Hu Cares
Chinese Gold Rush by Qwan Dyke
Chinese Meals On Wheels by Rick Shaw
Chinese Toy Recalls by Sam Ting Wong
Christmas for Baldies by Yule Brynner
Circle Perimeter by Sir Cumference
Classic Groceries by Chopin Liszt
Clear Sky Forecast by Esau Starrs
Cloning by Irma Dubble II
Clothes For Germ Kings by Mike Robes
College Athletics by Nancy Dubblelay
Come On In! by Doris Open
Columbus, Vespucci And Me by Enzo DiUrth
Computer Memories by Meg Abight
Confessions Of A Gold Digger by Emile Ticket
Cooking A Turkey by May B. Done
Cooking Spaghetti by Al Dente
Cosmetology by Rosie Cheeks
Covered Walkways by R. Kade
Crackdown by Lauren Order
Credit Cards by Bill Melater
Crocodile Dundee by Ali Gator
Cry Wolf by Al Armist
Cut the Grass! by Moses Lawn
Daddy, Are We There Yet? by Miles Away
Dance The Night Away by Howell I. Evert Doothis
Danger! by Luke Out
Dangerous Animals by Mann Eaters
Dealing With Skunks by Stan Back
Decorating Your Mousehole by Minnie Blinds
Defunct Nations by Sophie Etunion
Desert Crossing by I. Rhoda Camel
Desert Storm Approaches by Dustin Mynose
Dieting by Les Tooeet
Dinner Delight by Roland Butter
Dirty Chinese Windows by Hu Flung Dung
Dive! Dive! by Perry Scope
Do I Look Fat? by Donna Gogh Thare
Do It Yourself by Tyrone Shoelaces
Do You Hear a Phone? by Isabel Ringing
Don’t Come Back Again by Doris Shutt
Don’t Do Anything Rash by Jacques Itch
Don’t Tread On Me by Amanda B. Reckonwith
Downpour by Wayne Dwops
Drafted by Abel Boddeed
Dragonslayer by Claude Chest
Drinking Problems by Al Coholic
Dull Razor by Nick Shaving
East Coast Resorts by Nan Tuckett
East Coast Universities by Cora Nell
Eating Disorders by Anna Rexia
Ecclesiastical Infractions by Cardinal Sin
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there all fake.. none of them are real lol
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East Coast Resorts by Nan Tuckett
East Coast Universities by Cora Nell
Eating Disorders by Anna Rexia
Ecclesiastical Infractions by Cardinal Sin
Embarrassed In The Shower by Kurt N. Fell
Empathy by Ophelia Sadness
Employment Handbook by Ernie Living
En Garde! by Drew Blood
Equine Leg Cramps by Charlie Horse
Erotic Adventures by Oliver Klozoff
Errors and Accidents by Miss Takes and Miss Haps
Events In The Soviet Union by Perry Stroika
Exercise On Wheels by Cy Kling
Exotic Irish Plants by Phil O’Dendron
Explaining It Better by Clara Fie
Exploring Haunted Houses by Hugo First
Exploring The Dutch Frontier by Will Der Ness
Ex-Presidential Retreat by Kenny Bunkport
Extreme Hair Makeover by Dan Druff
Fairy Fantasy World by U. Nick Horn
Fallen Underwear by Lucy Lastic
Falling Off A Bridge by Ilene Dover
Falling On Your Head by Ray N. Dropz
Falling Trees by Tim Burr
Making Explosives by Stan Wellback
Many Are Cold, But Few Are Frozen by Minnie Sota
Mardi Gras Time by Lou Isiana
May Flowers by April Showers
Maritime Disasters by Andrea Doria
Maritime Rules by Paula See
May Flowers by April Showers
Meals On Safari by Lionel Eecha
Meant To Be by Des T. Knee
Measles Collision by Kay Rash
Meat Eaters by Carney Vore
Mensa Man by Gene Yuss
Merry Maid Service by Dustin Taybles
Mexican/Italian Food by Pepe Roney
Mexican Revenge by Monty Zuma
Military Defeats & Major Disasters by General Mayhem
Military Fast by Colonel O’Corn
Military Rule by Marshall Law
Mineralogy For Giants by Chris Tall
Misunderstood by Art Tistic
Mobile Homes by Winnie Bago
Modern Giants by Hugh Mungous
Modern Tree Watches by Anna Log
Money Management by Owen Cash
Monkey Shines by Bob Boone
Moon Phases by Seymour Butts
More For Your Money by Max Amize
Zombie butts from uranus by Elevin steve
The Earth, My Butt, and other Big Round Things By John Lone.
The Proper Care of Toilets, by Ty D. Bowl
Eating People Is Wrong by Malcolm Bradbury
Everyone poops by Wayne william.
These are not real!! lol
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Why men love bitches by sherry Argov
Nice girls don’t get rich by Lois P. Frankel
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STOP READING BOOKS THEY ARE BAD FOR YOU.
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wow
I dunno all of them were funny hehe
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I found these the funniest:
Mensa Man by Gene Yuss
And Shut Up! by Sid Downe
Monkey Shines by Bob Boone
Fallen Underwear by Lucy Lastic
Equine Leg Cramps by Charlie Horse
Embarrassed In The Shower by Kurt N. Fell
I had to do a database things for kids books aswell,
where they had to sign it in and out. It was such a
nightmare. Good luck with yours though =)
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