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why is going to a NASCAR race such a miserable experience?

bees in my lemonade. fans sitting next to me chain-smoking throughout the race. hillibillies randomly standing up in front of me to cheer particular drivers every time they come around the track, apparently believing the drivers can actually see this show of support while they’re hurtling through Turn 3 at over 100mph.

all for the low low price of $50 for any NASCAR ticket that gets you remotely close to the track. and god help you if you want a beer that doesn’t have the word “Bud” or “Busch” in it.

what is the appeal of this “sport”? why do you like going to car races, NASCAR fans? i can actually see some of the enjoyability of watching races on TV, but actually being there in the stands (i don’t know about the infield) is akin to torture.
“get a life” is a pretty compelling response. i’ve had pit access too and that part is fun, but the race experience itself tends to obliterate those good memories.

Did any of you watch Nickelodeon/Nick Jr. when you were little? maybe u know this!?

Maybe 10-15 years ago there was a cartoon on that was called Mya the Bee. Does anybody else remember this show? What about Hey Dude (Salute Your Shorts) That show was awesome! haha

How does a bee make a hive?

My husband found a beehive and our daughter is taking it to school for show and tell. The inside is amazing- you can see the honeycombs and we were just wondering how a bee can make such an intricate home.

Is the Andy Milonakis Show gonna be on again? I love that show!!!?

I rock peas on my head but don’t call me a pea head.
Bees on my head but don’t call me a bee head.
Bruce Lee’s on my head but don’t call me a Lee head.
Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed.
You wear name brands and I make my own clothing.
I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing.
“I hate myself.”

Pancake on my face makes me extra happy.
I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy.
Cause it’s my show you can’t tell me what to do.
When life hands me lemons I make beef stew.

So yo I gotta go, it’s time for me to rock it.
I put baloney in my left pocket.
Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket .
Cause it’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis.
It’s my show I’m Shmandy Shmila-Shmakis.
It’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis.

LOL I love it!!!!

I have had an Audition for a Tv program, I’m asked why i should be on the show? and why I should be chosen.

Does anyone know how to answer these questions whilst being auditioned? or have any ideas. coz I think I stuffed up with my rediculous answer cheers My answer was I have a sting like a bee! the lady looked gob smacked! ooo ithought i stuffed up then I said and I just really really wanna go on the show (how pathetic) any views? please let me know . The game show is Deal or No Deal