we hang out all the time. she makes me laugh and i make her laugh. sometimes we fight. but she will always be my bff. she moves alot but we still talk cuz she doesnt move far. i always sleep at her house and she always sleeps at mine. we share clothes.eat after each other. but sometimes she is a trader and when someone else wants to be her friend that doesnt like me she stops being mine. and then a couple hours later she comes back and bees my friend again.
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Mine is…
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and, during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex. “What’s that?” he asked. She explained to him what sex was, and he said, “Oh,Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree.”
Horrified, she said, “Tarzan you have that all wrong! I will show you how to do it properly.” She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground, and spread her legs wide. “Here,” she said, pointing, “You must put it in here.”
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, “Why the hell did you do that?”
“Tarzan check for bees!”
Mine is “you can’t both go on top” not unless you are closing a suit case!
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we hang out all the time. she makes me laugh and i make her laugh. sometimes we fight. but she will always be my bff. she moves alot but we still talk cuz she doesnt move far. i always sleep at her house and she always sleeps at mine. we share clothes.eat after each other. but sometimes she is a trader and when someone else wants to be her friend that doesnt like me she stops being mine. and then a couple hours later she comes back and bees my friend again.
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Tagged alot, bees, bff, couple hours, cuz, doesnt, foe, friend, laugh, Mine, move, share clothes, sleep, time, true friend
Mine is…
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and, during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex. “What’s that?” he asked. She explained to him what sex was, and he said, “Oh,Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree.”
Horrified, she said, “Tarzan you have that all wrong! I will show you how to do it properly.” She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground, and spread her legs wide. “Here,” she said, pointing, “You must put it in here.”
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, “Why the hell did you do that?”
“Tarzan check for bees!”